My Kind Of Crazy

Mother. Artist. Geek. Foul-mouthed miscreant.

I’ve been doing some research. A lot actually. And there is a program through the state where I can get a 2 bedroom house built for me for like 35k, I’d have to put in the foundation, basement and garage, but still. A legit 1,200sq ft house for that cheap?! A 3 bedroom is like 38k, as well.

Seriously considering it. I could put another bedroom and living space in the basement. Even add on to the house if needed. I just need to make 45k or less per year.

We’ve calculated payments, everything including paying for the land and add ons would be about $550/month.

That being said, who wants to move in with me??

I like “clingy” people.

I love it when people are affectionate with me. I like when they always invite me places, or text me, or call me. I would rather have that person than someone who makes me text them first all the time and replies back like 10 hours later.

(Source: yeezuschristler, via danrabbit)

She’s being damn cute today!

notaparagon:

o3k64:

all i want in this life is a girls day with midnightspeed, angeladellamuerta, kittasaurusrex, and notaparagon where we bring all our girly clothes and makeup and nail polish and watch girly movies while playing dress up and drinking wine like is that too much to ask???

Please can we do this? Rearrange our corners of the globe so they all converge in your bedroom or something?

I think we should arrange a massive vacation for all us ladies. Serious. I’ve got the vacation time accrued. Lets do this.

I’ve run across someone I know personally on okcupid. I’d really like to reach out and connect, maybe even date, as i’ve had a bit of a crush since we met in HS. But I haven’t spoken to this person in a couple of years. 

My question is: How should I reach out without being awkward?

If you were a stripper and had to fart on stage; would you just do a pole trick and hope no one can smell it?

Dia has officially learned to say “I farted.”

BAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Yep.

1) Do you have snapchat?

2) Do I have you added on snapchat?

3) If the answer to 1 is “yes” and the answer to 2 is “no” then that needs to change.