My Kind Of Crazy

Mother. Artist. Geek. Foul-mouthed miscreant.
This is what happens when kitties go where they don’t belong. Bath time.

This is what happens when kitties go where they don’t belong. Bath time.

Debating another vacation, hopefully sooner than later. Suggestions, anyone?

Roses are red, that part is true, but violets are violet, not f*cking blue.

Cereal is food pellets for humans.

The conversations I have with coworkers/friends…we are strange people.

The conversations I have with coworkers/friends…we are strange people.

The only food law I follow is: Do I want to eat it?

—Megan(o3k64)

(Source: midnightspeed)

Lets hope today doesn’t bring more tornadoes. Yesterday was terrifying, I wouldn’t wish that on anyone.

I need to send a text without tripping over myself. Halp? Skype, anyone?

AHAHAHAHA! Theeee funniest shit just happened in my house. Freud is at it somethin’ fierce!

endlesslydeathx:

gillany:

that awkward stage in a friendship when you’ve talked a few times but you don’t know if you can be an asshole to them yet???

asshole or ridiculously flirty. I could go either way and flail in a socially awkward fashion spectacularly. 

(Source: previouslygillany, via midnightspeed)