Debating another vacation, hopefully sooner than later. Suggestions, anyone?
Roses are red, that part is true, but violets are violet, not f*cking blue.
Cereal is food pellets for humans.
The only food law I follow is: Do I want to eat it?
Lets hope today doesn’t bring more tornadoes. Yesterday was terrifying, I wouldn’t wish that on anyone.
I need to send a text without tripping over myself. Halp? Skype, anyone?
AHAHAHAHA! Theeee funniest shit just happened in my house. Freud is at it somethin’ fierce!
that awkward stage in a friendship when you’ve talked a few times but you don’t know if you can be an asshole to them yet???
asshole or ridiculously flirty. I could go either way and flail in a socially awkward fashion spectacularly.